If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?

We had 2 Lundehund’s, & one recently passed away at 12 years old. Our younger one who’s not even 2 years old yet really misses the old dog we had. As I’m writing this he’s lying in his dog bed.

The youngest dog would most likely ask about the old dog & what happened & when he’d be getting fed. He’d also say out, out, out. When he needs to go potty.

The old dog would announce to us when the young dog had gone potty inside, most likely something like, help there’s poopies on the floor. What is this shit. He’d half howl like it was an emergency. Very cute. But I could tell he was tattling on the young one.

What do you think your dog/cat would say?